The turds have a right to their own homeland and self-determination.

They definitely don’t need to talk at you really, really fast in an attempt to sound witty.

Nope, Frakes grew the beard between seasons 1 and 2 and Roddenberry liked it and told him to keep it. Probably the only positive input Roddenberry had on that show.

Riker had a beard by season 2.

“Why would you do that?” *tears welling*

I told you guys sex is wrong, but did you listen?

I hear Paul Walker’s family are suing Lamborghini for not issuing trigger warnings with every car.

How long has it taken for you to work out that someone has to give a shit for anyone to give a shit?

I’m a big Doug Benson and Scott Aukerman fan, and I love their podcasts. But their constant pimping of DraftKings makes me cringe.

Yeah, because when it comes to design, no one ever, ever thinks of Scandinavia.

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The intelligence community already are revolting.

People are calling for Walter Palmer to be hunted down like the lion he killed. And it’s true that man is the ultimate game. But it’s also become increasingly obvious that Walter Palmer is no man.

Because lord knows two women in their late 50s deserve to be hounded and shamed by Jezebel and its flying monkeys for not being 16-year-old crime-fighting ninjas in 1975.

Mariah Carey is dating James Packer? Does she know he’s gay?Because everyone in Australia does.

And she’s right about the Jezebel pinkwashing thing too.

You have got to be kidding me. The chase scenes in Mad Max: Fury were storyboarded almost a decade before Borderlands existed.

Blatter thought the rich and powerful in America are above the law? Whatever gave him that idea? I mean, look how resolutely Eric Holder went after Wall Street!

As I’ve said before, thank you to the US Department of Justice for going after FIFA now that the banksters who screwed everyone are safely behind bars.

Why haven’t you swallowed your own tongue in your sleep?