People who give a crap about the Miss Universe contest are superficial morons? Quelle surprise.

This is why I call bullshit on the whole manipulative, exploitative BDSM culture and the claims its ever really fully consensual.

Go pick on a dog your own size, asshole.

The Hitler Techno Bar in Busan, South Korea.

Why am I suddenly imagining Larry David whistling Wagner outside a theater that's screening Big Hero 6?

Well, the prostitute might have a family.

I don't have the time or energy to be a "good white person". I have a hard enough time being a "person". Maybe you need to talk to people who really run things.

...and several new starfighters have been made since the Incom T-65 X-wing. What's your point?

Translation: "Wah, waaah, waaaaaaaah!"

You know, the US Air Force, the most advanced air force on earth, is still rocking B-52 bombers after almost 60 years. You'd think they'd come up with something new.

One thing I remember from Splinter was Darth Vaders creepy words to Leia:

Dark Empire is not canon, and I'm sure the new film trilogy will show that.

Don't feel bad for future Ted. Who needs a wife when you can get a free Glexnor with your Soylent Green?

God, get over it. This reminds me of the time when I was working in a cafeteria and a woman found a hair on the side of the cup containing a milkshake I served her. I apologized, gave her a refund and offered her a free milkshake, but she wouldn't let it go. She raged for 15 minutes as a line of annoyed customers…

"The Marching Morons" was some pretty disgusting racist crap.

Paul Verhoeven hit a triple with Robocop, Total Recall and Starship Troopers. Sly, sly films.

The cool thing about Australia since most private gun ownership was banned in 1996? The mentally disturbed these days tend to play out their violent scenarios with katana and broadswords instead of AR-15s. Number of innocent bystanders killed with swords since 1996? Zero.

Ronald Reagan was an Oscars voter. If you think Ronald Reagan was a good judge of films, then...ugh.

Jesus, man...way to over-analyse an unserious article.

Um, no, swastikas aren't popular in Australia. This might be because of the hundreds of thousands of refugees who came here from European camps after WWII. Or it could be because of the thousands of Australian soldiers who died fighting the Nazis. I'm pretty sure the neo-Nazi movement is way healthier in the USA than…