StoneyButternut
StoneyButternut
StoneyButternut

Yeah, but he only joins in after the Second Coming.

When the Ice Cream Man rolls through, that's when the nickle-&-dime operation becomes obvious.

The good ol' days. We used to setup pringles cans with spaghettios and a charge of powder for "claymores" while playing paintball.

It's free to play with no microtransactions.

There are kids who still play outside!?

The 4:30 am-jog-before-your-meeting is some real 1% er shit.

It's confusingly supportive of the sort of racism it tries to dismiss. On the one hand, the racist worldview of Columbia is clearly portrayed negatively; however, it also validates this racism by having a literal uprising of black people (with some other minorities) that bloodthirstily slaughters white people of all

I SAY YAY! LET THE KOTAKU GAMES BEGIN!

My couple name for Cara and Michelle is CARACHELLE which sounds like carousel, but drunk. Love you guys.

Why punish the 11 year old? I mean, how can that be a supervisor's fault?

Pictured: Man I never want to talk to.

DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS, RICHIE? DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS?

No nipples, no sale.

IT IS WRONG IF YOU ARE NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is it wrong that I'm slightly aroused by this ?

I think the best description of Katy Perry I've heard is that she's the human version of Velveeta. I curse the day people decided to make her a star when she came out with "I Kissed A Girl".

I still haven't forgiven the Cossacks for their involvement in stealing the GoldenEye satellite weapon in the 90s.

Reporter: Hey Alex, just one last question- when you were out there, were you thinking about your recently deceased brother?