Stonerburner
Stonerburner
Stonerburner

Coooooooocaine hurricane blowing away heroin.

I once threw a Dale Earnhardt Party. There was a huge bonfire, race care themed shit everywhere and for some reason Boone's Farm. I ended up drinking two bottles of it on my own and started to fall into said fire pit. As a very concerned fellow pulled me from the flames. I ended up going home with him that night.

I think Weed and Red Wine, (otherwise known as WEEKEND) are going to the final.

Want very fast hot chocolate? Sure, use a microwave. Or put it on a stove, you lazy asshole.

1. You know, I think that I'm going to look at Twilight in a glass half full (or is it glass half empty - I can never get that expression right) kind of way - its pure crappiness inspired Hollywood enough to do better by young female moviegoers by introducing heroines that are the antithesis of that nonsense. I've not

We don't know that. Sometimes it's very complicated in these cases—like she gets isolated or the family tries to help and can't. And kinship care is often much less traumatizing for the kids than just placing them with a stranger.

Racistface. So hot right now. Racist face.

"I wasn't like every other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut, I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree. Richard Gere's a real hero of mine. Sting. Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact

Is he trolling? Sure.

Did you know that sex workers are people too capable of having interests that extend beyond dick and sometimes go out in public with their clothes on? I know, I was floored by this realization to.

I read "bankers" as "wankers". Still works.

So what if Bill is with some ladies doing something perfectly legal? Beats the pictures he takes with the usual scumbags (politicians, bankers, warlords, etc.).

Starship Troopers

I keep reading it as "management"

Because there are so many different bacteria and they all interact with each other in ways we don't fully understand. They need to recolonize all of them so they keep each other in check and produce whatever reactions take place in a healthy colon to keep things running smoothly (pun intended).

Simply this.

Don't forget introductory hair styling, which in my case really meant cutting her hair into weird designs and shapes.

I thought Barbies existed for mock executions and juvenile sex play.

"In a world, where some guy has a plan. His plan to reveal his plan fails. Now, he has to search for a new plan. A plan that seems like the plan from the start, but that is actually a new plan that was made later on. But no matter what happens, he must never admit, that his new plan...is still not a plan.