Oh Ke$ha, aren't everyone's vaginas haunted in some way by the ghosts of dicks past?

i get the change takes time, but every time i pick up cosmo all i see are the same 157 tips on how to give a blow job

Welp, turns out my hyper-progressive granola-feminist attitude actually DOES have a limit.

I don't like morning sex. Not only is my breath stinky and I'm covered in a layer of sleep residue, he has stinky breath and is covered in a layer of sleep sweat. I do, however, love afternoon sex. The best is when it's a sunny day and you're feeling a little drowsy, like it's nap time, and you have sex and take a…

I hate parties too. I hate the wedding industry. I hate the marketing surrounding it and the false promises and expectations. I don't like people's beliefs about how a wedding will change their lives.

Dude. Me too. I've lived with my boyfriend for 5 years and everyone is beginning to prod us with the wedding stuff but sweet lord I do not want to have a wedding. I also never fantasized about my wedding, have no interest in planning a giant party for myself and am the kind of person who hates to be the center of…

I've never liked the idea of weddings...either attending or having one for myself. In fact, my family is pretty sure I'm just going to show up married one day without actually telling anyone because that's how I do shit. My sister has always wanted the Disney Fairytale wedding...but I've always been more of a loner…

I completely agree. And luckily so did my family.

I loved my wedding itself, but planning it was AWFUL. I had no real opinions on anything and no one asked my husband his opinions (yes, he had them) at all. Everyone would say "Oh you should enjoy planning your wedding!!!" and I had no idea why anyone would enjoy doing that. I'm not an event planner, and having been…

The breakdown of civil society continues apace.

This is my first ever Jezebel comment because I just can't take it anymore.

God, I'm tired of all the liberal white guilt in these comments. There's nothing wrong with these fine gentlemen's costumes! Here's some conservative white guilt for you: This team doesn't have a real live Indian they keep chained up in the bullpen and drag out between innings for some pow wow dances or whatever the…

DISCLAIMER: I am an ex-mormon. I have a really ugly aftertaste in my mouth with regard to religion. Call it a chip on my shoulder if you wish, but it's more like a giant boulder. Being spiritually abused and indoctrinated will do that to you.

I love that Obama is even considered by some to be "radical" at this point. That's how you can really sort out people who know politics and people who SAY they know politics. I just want to laugh and laugh and laugh and have those laughs turn into bees, just swarms of bees flying angrily out of my mouth flying after…

Mr. Harken, I am a damn good journalist, and this cat show thing is grade-A baloney.

I'm a twenty-one year old and I have literally no clue who Elizabeth Wurtzel even is or why she's a Luddite who hates the internet, so...you're spot on about how millennials will definitely not be listening to her. Also because she's apparently being published by the Daily Beast? I know zero people who read that.

Punishing drug addicts in general works so well. I mean, they all stop using drugs immediately once they learn they will be punished.

"Yes. He has. He kind of treated me like I was disposable. He left, and went on a victory tour without me."

"As scientists we have no other choice to accept reality" aka the status quo.

The boob thing is weird, right? It's weird.