So Last Starfighter, but with less intergalactic genocide? 

And Batman on Sega CD.

They end up on a rooftop of police headquarters. Batman’s location is a secret. Gordon, not so much.

Just the opposite. No clicks, no news.

Kravitz all “You’re lucky you’re so fucking handsome.”

I have never seen a bunch up like this in my life!

There’s always The Sinner. Lone Star as a basic cable detective with issues.

There you get the “fall in love with him” part, where the whole point is she was just fucking him because he was rich and her betrayal is instrumental in his downfall.

Where the whole plotline now is he’s an apostate because he took off his helmet?

Say what you will, but it’s been a while since Sandler’s had a smokeshow younger than 40 in a movie. Don’t get me wrong, Julie Bowen is still pretty damn hot, but she’s like four years younger than Sandler.

Left Shark will save Real America from the hordes of crip walking backup dancers.

Yeah, that was my initial thought. “Now that Bam is gone...”

It’s like a wacky romantic comedy. Your rival just got engaged, so to make them jealous, you start dating their ex.

“It really feels like you guys are just trying to see how much you can get away with and what the community can tolerate,”

A reason that would get an ordinary citizen arrested. Look, it’s action movie logic. Fine. But not gonna lie, action movie logic runs a little rougher for me these days.

He started off as a cop who killed too many people. The very first thing we saw him do -- and the reason the show is called Justified -- is escalate a situation so that he could be justified in shooting a dude in self-defense.

And there’s clearly Mos Espa that expands beyond the crater in the establishing scene.

Whelp, that wasn’t an unmarked spoiler or anything.

I never get how GI Joe Retaliation is less silly than the first movie. If anything, it tried to do what the cartoon did more. Which was silly. It just didn’t have Iron Man suits. Only thing that would have made it better -- if Dwayne had played The Rock, like how Sgt. Slaughter played Sgt. Slaughter.

Ah, I get to feel funny about the game’s “But we’re allowed to violate the constitution!” mantra all over again.