Blossom probably did the best Trebek impersonation. Speaking of which, I have no idea how we never got at least one episode with Ferrell.

Remember when Van Damme did Street Fighter mostly so he could bang Kylie Minogue? That’s what these character models remind me of for some reason.

I’m not saying there can be only one video game plumber, but changing this profession kept him from being constantly compared to the one video game plumber.

That feels like some rationalization. He’s Japanese because his name was spelled in Japanese?

Now. I’m pretty sure that retcon hadn’t happened yet.

Insincere, condescending and grating -- so doing a good Trebek impersonation?

Correct me if I’m wrong, but I don’t believe there is a trophy for perfecting on races. Which is good, because running through rings is always my least favorite part of these kinds of games.

American William Shaner set a record in 10-meter air gun. I know this, because I read it as William Shatner. Which was confusing, as he’s Canadian.

Because he said he’s not Bruce Boxleitner, whatever that means.

Hey! KCAL is what Duck Tales was on!

Is that better or worse than the uncle who works at Nintendo?

That’s not a boomerang -- that’s the Glaive.

Delector’s plus? Your autocorrect might be making racist jokes.

Honestly, some slightly better tailoring, it doesn’t look all that ridiculous.

That would be hard to do in a universe that hasn’t even created Reed Richards yet.

Back when you had to order the disc?

It kind of feels like the game was going for a modern version of Gauntlet. Just bad. And frankly, maybe a little too close to the depth of Gauntlet, which wouldn’t work as a AAA title these days.

Post-apology, probably not. Pre-apology, you know she’s kind of everything to a large chunk of the kiddy set, right? Now imagine you were an impressionable 12 year old girl of Vietnamese descent who “stans for Billie” and sees the video without any context. Basically, think about who Eilish’s prime demographic is. It…

I’m not sure it’s broken, so much as not good. Broken implies it can be fixed. It’s just kind of a c- game with some B level trappings.

On the plus side, you can find another game to download and play.