They do have Bumble. So basically fuck the gays fuck the women. 

So that’s Cary Hiroyuki Tagawa as Shang Tsung, and Wes Studi as Night Wolf? 

The issue being you’re running Norton’s in the first place?

The first 10 UFC tournaments were won by guys taller than 6', with the exception of UFC 3 winner Steve Jennum, who basically snuck into the finals as an alternate for Ken Shamrock who was too injured to continue. And then, outside of Oleg Taktarov, all the winners were over 6'1". I’d hardly call them the smallest…

Del Taco is more regional than national. In 15 states. 

This is CNN. 

And yet, here you are. Not moving on. 

I believe the cliche phrase here is “Boy, I bet you’re real fun at parties.” 

That’s five words. 

Look at early Spider-Man, Pete was just trying to get paid more often than not. And Thing was more often than not trying to murder either Reed or Johnny in the first year of FF. 

So purchasing in-game money with real money, which can then be used to generate more in-game money through chance-based mechanics... boy, that makes loot boxes sounds practically friendly in comparison. 

Looks like they’re sold out of Gears of War. 

Looks like they’re sold out of Gears of War. 

Marice LaMarche once said that Kevin Michael Richardson did the best William Shatner impersonation, because you haven’t seen the real Kirk until you hear him come out of the mouth of a 300 lbs African American man. Could not find a video online — I had to hunt him down at a convention to get him to record this.

Just on the Kirk thing — you know that one negative letter about the Kirk/Uhura kiss? “I am totally opposed to the mixing of the races. However, any time a red-blooded American boy like Captain Kirk gets a beautiful dame in his arms that looks like Uhura, he ain’t gonna fight it.” I’m assuming he didn’t know Shatner…

Hey now, Wyatt Earp was actually federal.

Yeah, his hair isn’t nearly red enough. 

Randall Park.

I’m pretty sure their biggest show being about a young Jewish mother making it in the world of comedy in the 1950s, despite the misogyny. I’m pretty sure that’s nega-dad.

Yeah! Now stop interrupting me while I play Skyrim with Macho Man Randy Savage instead of dragons. 

Theoretically. But that tends to break down a lot, if only because games tend to devolve into “kill everything that moves,” which limits where the narrative can take you. And then when you sacrifice something or someone so you can have +4 attack power. Games can still be powerful, but frequently, they aren’t.