also, you can tell that the question "who should we have ronald emulate to show today's youths that he is cool?" was answereded with a chorus of "SCOTT BAIO! SCOTT BAIO! SCOTT BAIO!!!"

he looks like a little less like a pedophile & a little more like a child-murderer. what is your demographic, mickeeedeeeez?

...said Jame Gumb through a silk scarf.

& they seem to skip over this part as well, that just because you call yourself something it doesn't mean that you really are what you claim to be.

AMEN

#owowowsharkisbitingmeinhalfbutilooksoeffinswagYOLO

Whatever it is it looks like something on the Applebee's menu.

Maybe I'm a degenerate, but when I saw the abomination of 'turtle lips' my mind immediately went Megan Fox making out w/ Raph (you know it'll be Raph) & I knew it was probably where they're taking it.

yes, i do agree. but a human can say, "ehh this muse thing doesn't do it for me anymore... find another canvas" ...a dog cannot properly express the same feeling as you airbrush sunflower petals surrounding its anus.

A: resign yourself to the fact that your mouth is now your cat's property.

we are all missing the point. bay only gave the turtles lips, because megan fox is going to share a romantic moment w/ one.

i read that they replaced him due to him quitting to go drive cars w/ jason statham in yet another transporter movie.

15 already? james franco is so going to rent a room to watch this movie now...

Spoiler: Joffrey never even attended Harvard.

It's Mark Paul Goosesteppelaar

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

The S on my chest? On my planet it stands for Soap

I agree, but we would be better off keeping it to ourselves. The OmniPrawn might hear us.

Truth. There is a city named Rome around nowadays, but it is filled with Italians, as opposed to the Latinos that were supposed to be some sort of world super-power. Hello?! Wrong side of the Atlantic there, Historians!

i still see those everywhere.