Not sure. How many is a brazilian?

TOTAL.

I've been waiting 60 years for this joke!

"And I thought I took a beating"

Google should take the wheels off Brazil's car on their doodle.

Germany didn't even roll through Poland this easy.

The last time Germany had this much fun 60 million people died.

"A quarter-century later in 1954, Germany thrashed Austria 6-1 in the semifinals in Switzerland"

Have they considered working from home with Google?

Scared of the black people.

Well, they sure both come with their own less than desirable owner stereotypes.

Ah, the Camaro! It's as American as maple syrup, moose, and a decent health insurance program!

It comes in two sizes; big, and Bigger. It has one flavor; badass. You can get it with a 6.2L America-style V8, or you can go fuck yourself because you can't handle 411 Freedompower. It was designed for America, and nowhere but America. It dominates other cars on the road like America dominates the rest of the world.…

Too new, E30 M3 would cause internet fanboi hate of epic proportions

This panic over gender seems silly to me, especially since the car is selling well. Maybe Mini can "fix" it by putting out a huge, Cummins-powered dualie Cooper truck with a stereo that only plays bro country and huge, vertical coal-rolling pipes straight from the factory.

I got in your best friend's aunt's pants. I also did your mom.

they have girls in China? Thought the one child thing made it a sausage party over there.

Whatever do you mean it's a "girlie car"?