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MJ, Senna, Gretzky, would all like a word.

RIP

ok in 15 seconds some prick says "umami." This made me hate ohio cuisine less and hate west coasters more.

What is "garbage plates"? Is that hipster for "dumpster diving"?

Now do the reverse and have people from Ohio try West Coaster's favorite thing to choke down: maintaining a constant sense of self-importance every day while knowing that it might be the last day with running water

Should have told them it was organic.

E1i h45 m0r3 r1ng5.

P18 Manning

Umm...I think by definition 11-5 is much better than 0-6.

I always knew Floyd Mayweather beat women.

Henceforth you were forever known as Jimmy touchdown

Oh, you said worst

Elementary school recess, just this afternoon.

Or animal sounds, like a duck!

Better in concept and principle than it turned out in execution:

Ah yes, brilliant! What could possibly go wrong?