You misspelled "retahd".

Lou: "Chief, uh... what do you want us to do with all these lobsters?"

I like a good truck-hits-bridge story almost as much as I like lobster.

Street Smarts.

How much is Toyota paying you?

ALL OF THEM.

How many torques will it have?

So do they make cars or crappy 1990s cyberpunk FMV CD-ROM games?

I'm a pretty important person but I'm not "sell monogrammed coffee thermoses"-important.

I posted this a ways back on another QOTD and thought I'd share agaim

The Moon Wizard story is amazing. Pervin' Merlin with his trinkets and his baby oil.

Glad to see K-Cars up high on this list, my buddy had a maroon '84 Reliant K in high school.

Panther platform cars, specifically the Crown Vic need to be beat to hell to truly make the car great. Potholes in the road? Whatever, run right through them. Bumps in the parking lot? Whatevs. Loading 6 dudes and 500 lbs of stuff in the trunk? That's all? It'll run for 300K miles, but the harder you run them, the…

I don't really care, i've just always wanted to put this somewhere..

obligatory

These hand's down.

I drove one of these the other day, but more beat up. 4cyl, 2wd, gravel roads=boatload of fun. Even ended up in a ditch and didn't look any worse for wear.

Toyota pickups. They're built to take it