I'm guessing the car of choice for the hipster autobot would a '80s Peugeot... with one of them pink mustaches on the grill.

3rd gear:

Yeah, you know, THE PELICAN!

Then start off with an Irish coffee.

2 1/2 weeks ago. I just bought a truck with a manual and I've between having a blast ever since.

Polish car, eh?

I snagged me a tasty Taco specifically because Ford discontinued the Ranger.

Nice! You might want to step back a few steps... I make broad swings.

...I'm not much of a fan of the GT-R, but can I wave my dick regardless?

"holistic project management"

Andrew, flick it... Scandinavian style.

Flippin' IRS be taxing my performance.

I saw one of these cars in San Francisco the other day, I almost had to do a double take before I realized what it was. The lady driving the car had the most "Meh" expression on her face I had ever seen. Seriously, I think she would have been more excited to drive a Camry... It had a nice bright green color though.

I for one refuse to be enslaved by these machines. This calls for a revolution!

As penalty for the near accidental suicide the negligent soldier was promptly executed by firing squad.

Toyota Tacoma. Short bed, regular cab, 4x4, and 5spd manual. Nothing fancy, just truck...

Mustang Royale (With Cheese)

Jeeez! I'm almost completely fapped out now because this update... but I'm holding off until they offer a locking center diff with one ton axles for good measure. Sigh...I feel safer now....

Such Caliber! Very Neon! Much Caravan!