neutral:

...I want one. :3

Single male housewife here, and I concur; that's just too adorable.

Frito Lay viral marketing?

hail hydra!

Corolla unintentionally accelerates, careens in into crowd of rabid midget JDM fans, and explodes.

Final Boss Boss Mustang does smoky burnout for 10,000 hp damage!

Stryker!! Because wind in your hair!!

Patrick George: Ok China! If you wanna be a winner you're going to have to start attracting attention by doing your own thing and making unique, original and desirable homegrown cars.

Careful, I heard that writer can be a real bitch.

We demand regular updates about that luxuriant pelt of hair every hour, by the hour! This is crucial info people!

It was a the right decision, and I'm sure it was so easy that they didn't even have to split hairs on the details.

If there was one that had his deal with it face on it and with big bold print that says:

Although I'm definitely not in the market for a first born child, I am interested in the acquisition of the said kidney(s) if it is still available. May I ask, do you accept payment in potato chips (crisps if you're British)? I assure you they are of very high value, and mosts excellently in the quality.

Can I use their services for a neighbor down the block? It's supposed to be a surprise.

Attentions Gentlemen and wifeslaves! Introducing the all new Laviztraz Vorboz AutoTrokk!

pfft! Dumb TSA be denying mah second amendment rights. What's a man do tho in order to git his shoots on the areoplane?

Oh, I'm sure they'll turnip sooner or later.

I'm afraid of what they have brewing for us with the Frontier.

...I wish I can get paid leave when I screw up on the job.