Oh that's just rich! Good one.

This is why I love the Jalopniks.

No collateral damage hopefully.

And this is a death Metal Rooster!

The only way that they'll ever be able use the "sex sells" mind trick with a Camry is to film some hard-core, offensive, politcally-incorrect, international treaty breaking, sick, and crimes against humanity porn on the hood of car to offset the level of beige emanating from that "grounded to the ground" appliance.

So... Does this mean that Ford will finally dump that archaic IFS and install a proper solid front axle? I mean come on man!

I like it and that's all that matters, everyone can go home happy, fulfilled, and satisfied with life now, and yes! Even you haters too! Your existence has reached a higher plane of enlightenment simply due to my approval of this car, you're welcome!

It's obviously more plentiful than "rare fuel", which is less common and can be prohibitively expensive, therefore it is more desirable.

Neutral: Which 2015 Colorado Would You Get?

Insert One Direction cassette into dashboard tape deck, insert One Direction cassette into dash board tape deck.Press play and turn up music, press play and turn up music. Start engine and place transmission on drive, start engine and place transmission on drive. Depress gas pedal and accelerate, depress gas pedal…

...it better have a damn laundry room/kitchen in the back.

I came here to post a worn and tired "Uwe only live once joke", but I've changed my mind. Nothing to see here, move along.

5th gear:

Nice.

Did you execute the appropiate counter measures?

2nd gear:

It has been said "that the road to hell is paved with good intentions."

Further supporting the fact that Musk is an international villian bent for global domination, those honey pots are solely meant to distract James Bond and slow him down... Perhaps neutralize him if possible.

Next gen Eclipse? Please? Pretty please?