Don’t worry, Rocco, just wait until you’re 24 and you can lie in bed on a Sunday morning, eating three different types of cake for breakfast and resenting the fucked up relationship with food you have as a result of your mother’s crazy diet restrictions. Or something.

He is the worst for other reasons, but she took off her top and she has breast implants. Come on. Do you really think she was offended? She was prancing around topless. And I say this as someone who is a sex-worker.

Absolute garbage person. The social safety net is the only reason she, her mother, and her daughter were able to have the possibilities they did. Now she’ll slit the throat of anyone else born in her circumstances.

Britney Spears’ sweaty Cheeto fingers Donald Trump.

Carrot Top’s bronze chamber pot, Donald Trump.

She’s not trying to change it, though. She’s saying that this interpretation is a valid one, even if she did imagine Hermione as white originally. It’s almost as if people don’t understand that once something becomes part of the cultural zeitgeist, it becomes open to interpretation. This is why there are so many…

I sent my godson a little kid bongo set for Christmas.

I really think Gigi can serve it up. She can actually model. Kendall’s red suit Estee Lauder ads, not so much. Can’t project for shit.

I dunno, the Hadid sisters seem to have that magic something that I like to see in models so I think they opted for the right career. I don’t think it’s an easy industry either, so more power to them.

Had she even seen an episode when she signed on? I am a homebody type of person myself, but I can’t relate to her at all because why the fuck did she go in the first place? Girl, bye.

That isn’t what he said. (Or at least the way I see it) “He is astonishingly well-read”, not “It is astonishing that he is well-read”

Not only did I read the article, but I also understand how Weight Watchers works and the basic addition necessary to keep track of points. I’m also aware of the fact that WW has been around long before apps and having WW keep track of your points is a new thing - it used to be your responsibility. My mother was a…

It’s fine though, because he’s done collabs with black rappers and has black friends something something herp derp.

But not FETUS Hitler! There is an important difference.

Clearly someone wasn’t watching the Real Housewives of Orange County.

UMM HELLO DID YOU NOT SEE ADRIENNE’S FACE?

Boy the new girl certainly likes being naked, huh?

I get the impression that a lot of BLM activists don’t have all that much knowledge of, let alone respect for, the democratic process. Which is understandable—democratic deliberation has failed black Americans many, many times—but lamentable nonetheless.

What promise could she make that would make one bit of difference? Any candidate for president who promises to do something has no idea how the executive office works. Laws must come from the legislative (that is and likely to remain a GOP Congress - shudder); enforcement from the Judiciary. The best the Executive…