Congrats to all, and to Jon Hamm who FINALLY got what was long overdue!

But Key & Peele, tho :(

I know. I keep thinking I might vote 3rd party of Clinton gets the nomination, and then I remember that one of these ass clowns could wind up President and change my tune.

Let’s watch the Kim Davis supporters and her ilk scramble to support Ms. Stanley. I’ll wait.

The MRA movement has found their King. He is the Chosen One.

That’s what I do: When I want to see Americans speaking English, I go to a kebab shop.

These guys or GTFO.

How about these guys?

I’m suing Denise

that’s a good point. there was so much consternation about Daniel Craig not “looking” like James Bond...but he’s like, the best Bond since Connery.

Well there’s the difference - this is far less shady then what I imagine is actually happening behind closed doors. Like, for example, the amount of money flowing into BOTH parties from private donors and enterprises. I completely understand that we are capable of caring about more than one thing at a time, mind you.…

This is not a bad thing. This is not a scandal. This is nothing. This is a Republican straw man. You are their pawn.

Actually, no. There is no evidence at present that any of the emails were classified to begin with. That’s simply not the case.

It was only “newly classified” because it’s been reclassified. Once *again* for like the *third* time: I could send you an unclassified email right now with information that is classified *right now*, that email was published by me, and I am responsible for it’s classification... and I made a mistake. Once it is…

No. The article specifically says, “Newly classified.” You can’t charge someone with a crime that wasn’t illegal at the time. I mean, we’re not in a Tom Cruise movie here.

Once again, I could send you an unclassified email right now with classified information that is improperly marked. It will be upgraded to classified once it is found out about, and that obviously doesn’t mean that I sent an unclassified email to begin with... I just improperly classified it.

Since it wasn’t classified when it was sent, it’s irrelevant.

But:

Can someone PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD cover how every fucking high ranking government predecessor has done this on some level for fucking ever? Like, can we talk about all the emails that disappeared at the end of the Bush administration? No? We want to KEEP TALKING ABOUT THIS?

PROSTITUTION BRIDE!