I love this. You crack me up. There are myriad wonderful things to piss a person off about this snippet of news (the hilarious House-of-Windsor-humping royal-watchers, the suffocating ceremonial tedium, the gob-smackingly grotesque inherited wealth, the fruity family-heirloom pram, the hateful inherent injustice of…

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Please have some brand new porcupine-cat to help cheer you up as well.

I’m sorry you’re having a crappy time.

I’m having a really bad time lately, as well. And yes, this video helped. It also helps to know I am not alone. I hope we both wake up to a better day. :)

I’m having a crappy time and this helped a little bit. Thank you.

Oh god I miss my cat so much. He was such an asshole.

Right? Her muscle definition is a sight to behold.

Her body is absurd. I’m always in awe of athletes’ bodies. And ballet is so artistic anyway, that I just find all her photo shoots so beautiful.

Also Jamie Lee Curtis and Christopher Guest. <3 <3

Haha, sorry! I just feel like they’re a ticking time bomb even though I think they seem perfect for each other. Plus there have been many rumors about his infidelity and addiction issues, which in Hollywood is a recipe for disaster.

Agreed on all fronts. Of the three, my money is on John Hamm and Jennifer Westfeldt sadly. :(

I’m still sad over Will Arnett and Amy Poehler.

That Jennifer Aniston had been pregnant for a HUNDRED YEARS.

We have a Children’s Fairyland in Oakland by lake Merritt. This is what it is now.

It sure was nice of her to let all those other people join her for her parade.

It took over 40 years for the Warriors to have the best baby in the league. Congratulations on your championship, Riley!

Having done both a medical termination and a fetus birthing - no, not the same. Not the same at all. Even if it was technically called a fetus at that point - no.

When I terminated my pregnancy I took the first pill at the clinic and then immediately went home and following the instructions of the clinic inserted the second pill myself later in the evening. I did this all at home and could absolutely have done it even if I just had a virtual consult with a doctor. It wasn’t…

No, I don’t think that logic holds. Because here’s the thing — Caitlyn Jenner is not out here running around claiming to have had “the female experience” her entire life. She hasn’t made a career out of representing women. She hasn’t made up false shit to support her status as a woman.