Make all the jokes you want, but the part where he starts to sing "were so gallantly streaming" for a second time, and realizes a split second beforehand that he's already sung that lyric, is an all-time classic. What a fucking turd.

12 Years a Salve is going to be the name of my new African Shea Butter Etsy shop.

I've actually had 70-year-old antichoice bigots pat my arm condescendingly and say "Oh, I used to believe in abortion rights when I was young, too— one day you'll understand". As if we all grow up to magically become forced-birthers once we hit a certain level of wisdom. I was 35 at the time. I nearly bit off her…

That's definitely the case. But I think he's also young and generally unseasoned. He's an outrageously brilliant and capable man. If his presidency and Hillary's nearly inevitable one were swapped in order, he would have been a better President. That's my opinion. I admire him and his efforts, but I look forward to…

let's hear what the young ladies have to say about that...

she's a literal pretty princess and i am so jealous.

Point of clarification: The student who had the charges dropped was not a member of DKE. He was (is?) a member of Delta Upsilon.

Also, the police are definitely looking into what happened at TDX.

Thank you for reporting this. And it may seem a nit-picky point to make, but honestly, UC Berkeley has over 35,000 students (not to mention faculty and staff) that flood the City of Berkeley every year. If the Berkeley police had to deal with all the criminal investigations and emergeicy calls, they would be utterly…

"...it looks like the actual police, not the campus police, have been called in to investigate"

The older twin inherits the throne, unless the younger twin convinces the older, dumber twin to trade Monaco for some red pottage. I thought we cleared this shit up thousands of years ago! Let's get back to laughing at how Prince Albert shares his name with a dick piercing.

How would they like an image of a dead, bloodied woman and a twisted coathanger on the floor next to that one, with the phrase, "When abortion was not safe, legal and accessible, women died. Save women's lives - protect choice."

Louie Gohmert is an odious little toad who (as stated here) could give a wet fart about women. Fuck him and his phoney-baloney concern trolling.

While on Thursday he'd suggested that he felt physically fine and didn't think he had Ebola–"But do any of us know for sure?" .... Gohmert also said that he thought there was "some deal" between the United States and West African nations–"that's why they won't do a travel ban"–

When you have doctors, pundit doctors, political doctors, and "I'm not a doctor buuuut" commentators ALL saying "Hey a travel ban is a stupid idea because then people will just leave undocumented, thus making them impossible to track", you should probably stop trying to create hysteria and listen to what said…

another Gohmert pile.

Gohmert also said that he thought there was "some deal" between the United States and West African nations–"that's why they won't do a travel ban"

I'm getting a mental picture of that Bridesmaids scene right now because I am a terrible person.

Ebola wouldn't have been my first choice to fight the Wedding Industrial Complex, but it certainly seems effective.

So, is "unknown numbers of my wedding dresses are soaked in Ebola sweat and now I have to burn them all" covered under bridal shops' insurance policies? Asking for a friend.

You know, it's not ebola that's ultimately going to kill us all. It's a lack of a common fucking sense.