But time makes you bolder,

The extra silly thing about this is that (edible) gold leaf is available at many craft stores for pennies.

~Hold me closer, tiny vulvas!~

If you want to convince everyone you wrote your own book, it seems like it'd be counterproductive to go on TV and remind everyone that you can't speak your native language.

Americans don't need therapists. We need more freedom eagles.

You know, I get the fur hat, and the neck tattoo, and the locket, and the fuzzy vest, and the spikes, and the mascara, and the black fingernail polish. All that stuff makes perfect sense. But what's the deal with the binoculars?

She looks like the one Barbie doll that gets buried in the back of the closet and when you finally dig it out one day, the hair is a fucking mess and the clothes are all stretched out.

All sisters played by Nathan Lane in various forms of dress. Also, make it a musical. THE END.

My ex worked for a guy who was supposed to go for weight-lifting and we boycotted and he wasn't eligible next time around.

Agreed - boycotting doesn't hurt Russia or the Olympics, as has been demonstrated by the boycott in the Carter era. It just hurts the athletes from the country doing the boycotting.

Of course Evan wimped out on commenting. He couldn't stand up for a principle to save his (or anyone else's) life. So irritating. But he's always been kind of a tool.