This is Stevox, from the future.

Hey Doc, it worked!

Please, no N-Gage rehash.

@greenhornetc13: You're right. What we need here is a big pair of silk boxers.

Portable Blu-Ray player?

@Congrats! you win the interweb.:

Wilson!

The problem I have with the series finally of Lost is that it required it's viewers to *stop doing* the one thing that was so integral to Lost's appeal - USING THEIR BRAINS.

Know.

@NuevoLeon: I'm an iPhone 3Gs owner and I'm a *little* interested. Don't really care enough to jailbreak my phone for it, or for any reason for that matter.

@WestwoodDenizen: Videos... For a moment there, I thought you were talking about sex.

@mtfmuffins:

Holy crap. Microsoft has once again made itself relevant.

Let me preface this by saying that the term "Cloud Computing" makes me want to barf Beef Vegetable Soup.

@SKiTz: Your entire life, you were destined to become a Star Gizmodo Commenter so you could post a rim-job joke and make sure that everyone sees it. It's all downhill from here, my friend.

Did somebody say "Dick"?

Am I sensing a soon-to-be cameo on True Blood for these boys?

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@xsbs:

@ian.g.case: