@Jesse Scroggins: You posted this first. Credit where credit is due.

Michael Scott was already fucked.

@dozerslobber: Civil suits scare the shit out of me. Go forbid your ever wrongfully implicated in a civil suit (where the facts where not 100% clear), you could end up having to pay big time with almost no recourse for proving your innocence.

I can't believe that no one has mounted a successful legal defense against prosecution based on IP address.

@Stevox:

No Solitaire game is complete without this world-class special effect.

My AT&T service just went from six to midnight.

I wonder if Apple can terminate its contract with AT&T due to "material changes"?

Par for the course.

Toilet Brush.

@Gordonium: I blame them. Why'd they have to make such a good goddammed phone?

@TomXP411: Because if I thought it, it must be worth posting...

@Future Retro: No kidding. I've never done that before, but I felt especially generous today with my thank-yous.

@out0mind: I like yours better.

A pirate walks into a bar, sits down and asks the bartender to pour him a shot.

@joey006: Awesome! Thank you. I have an iPhone but I'm warming up to Android.

@HoboJoe: Awesome! Thank you.

@Keltslash: Awesome! Thank you.

@MarcusMaximus: Awesome! Thank you.

@Kerensky97: Awesome! Thank you.