That’s all you got, TMZ? Johnny’s gonna need a little more proof than that.

You’ve never been around Pop Warner football. Maoist China had more free will.

He’s not the first person to say this. Most secondaries also think Weeden’s passes are gifted.

The fan finally achieved his dream of participating in a semi-professional football game.

Don’t forget random cog in Seattle defense Byron Maxwell, who got $63 million to watch the game from on the field. It’s like he’s in a fantasy camp.

“Also, he was really insisting that I come over and check out his deck.”

More importantly, Alex Ovechkin’s name apparently translates to Alex Sheeple.

So if I visit Sacramento, will I see teachers being replaced by blue-vested Walmart greeters?

It reminds me of altercations in football where one guy goads the other into retaliating, then stands there pointing at him as the ref throws a flag on the retaliator.

The first rule of the GOP Fight-club: Whine about it on Facebook.

Turn it over, put some aluminum foil on it, it'll do if you run out of plates.

Here’s an article on it from last night, you git

White people be barbecue’n like this “Uh, excuse me Robert could you please pass the Tang?”

One source said the procedure Pierre-Paul had done Sept. 4 to “close up” his middle finger was still fresh when he met with team doctors on Sept. 7.

Ah, fuck. There goes his second career as a movie reviewer.

Joke’s on you because Sarah from Halifax actually won $1 million on DraftKings.

Confederate Pope is probably the second worst pope (I’m looking at you Benedict XVI).

“It’s cool,” said Owens. “I have lots of black and dead Jewish friends.”

This could seriously impact his future career prospects as a potential concessions manager at Citi Field.

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