+1

Officer: Hands on the wheel, sir. License?

I see. So it's The First 48, except the brown single mom survives.

This was extraordinary. +1.

Although - in the sentence before, he says he'll do that "when I get enough PC." So, he felt he needed probable cause to get the location history?

I'll prepare one [court order] for his location history to see if he was at Potbelly's last night. We have the number he used just a week before this incident.

+1

In a stirring show of solidarity, everybody clapped their hands.

When I saw that piece a few days ago, about Scott Raab being a recovering addict, I felt really guilty about all the cheap shots I've taken at him over the years.

Can you think of any other statements which, like mine above, are completely false?

+1

So Flash Entertainment really is a leader in the region.

Da kicker really pulled a 180 on this one. Today, he thinks Diarra's a Sunni extremist, but for years, he thought he was "pure Shite."

+1

"Fucking finally!"

+1

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+1

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+1

Sure, laugh it up. That'll just make it all the sweeter when these guys get their reward* in Heaven**.

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