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I get it! Today's secret theme is "strokin' it."

That's odd. When the U.S. wants to reach its preordained conclusion, regardless of the actual facts, the last question it usually asks is: "What WMD?"

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Also for $500, Adam Duritz will sing you the first few lines of "Omaha," break down sobbing, try to eat a spoon, curl into the fetal position, speak in tongues, leap out of the fetal position, climb a tree, recite the St. Crispin's day speech (in Aramaic), steal John Mayer's girlfriend, establish a new-age religion,…

Awesome.

Love this guy. +1, Anthony.

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Never thought there'd be a market for flash-frozen Whitlock sharts. Shows what I know.

Come on, Deadspin. If I wanted nauseating footage of sports figures going through pi in 5 seconds, I'd be back on Prince Fielder's paysite.

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Actually, it's quite common for Henrik to take Daniel's place in the box. And vice versa.

Just, please - don't tell their wives.

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The cameras kept rolling after the segment was finished, as Charles continued some light "pregame" drinking before heading out. The combined footage will be featured on an upcoming episode of The First 48.

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