Although, he added ruefully, it's been years since he's actually gotten a whiff of Die Mannschaft.

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"Suspended for XTC" is pretty bad, but still much better than "suspended, from Joy Division."

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Either way, he's still a diaper dandy.

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Burn. +1.

Pictured (below): The Hon. William H. Pauley, U.S.D.J.

And yet, under Russian law, this is only the second-worst crime to appear on Deadspin today.

Drew will even be writing a Puppy Bowl Jamboroo! With special guest fantasy columnist, Michael Vick.

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"Jane Doe Fetus No. 13"

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