Why bother negotiating? It's not like he'd ever take no for an answer.

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This column was great, but I can't shake the fear it's going to devolve into an annualized series of rote cash-ins, in which the sharp focus of the original gradually gives way to feature bloat, mindless repetition and tower-defense minigames.

Awesome. +1.

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Fake. It says "excellent health."

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Sponsored by Aer Lingus

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Mangold: Damn, man - you've been over here all night! What is it with you and this game?!

The next week . . .

These are some great, common-sense ways to make us all feel a lot better about watching the sport. I have a few more:

Odd. If there's anyone you'd expect to be alert to this kind of tactic, it's the Trojans.

Ha!

Hey, Al Trautwig - you're a motherfucking no-good, cunt-ass, waste-of-flesh bitch, not even worth the air in your rapidly-failing lungs or the water (very temporarily) in your goddamn sieve of an old-man bladder.

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/reads article
//whistles, stuffs hands in pockets
///quietly leaves Michigan