Not the first an American product delivered bombs to Japan

I don't want to accuse anyone of anything, but I really do have to ask the question:

Wladimir, is that thing about the panty vending machines actually true?

The best white-on-white fight of all-time was when Ol' Man Ryan taught a thing, or two, to young whipper-snapper Robin Ventura.

CramNewton: [reads Deadspin post on Vodka_samm]

No. .341%.

Baby Got BAC

Seems like that was an awful lot of dancing, buildup, confusion and misdirection leading up to a Dick finding an opening. Oh wait, it's high school.

***WARNING***

In continuing the trend, Lamar Odom's arrest report discusses how his actions were prompted by the hapless K's.

To be fair, Urban Meyer also recruits video game characters:

"Never ever let facts get in the way of a good story." - Deadspin commenters

Rex Ryan: "Don't read too much into this signing. Mark Sanchez still gives up...gives us — whoa, Freudian slip! — gives us the best chance to wince. Win! I mean win! God damn it!"

Rolling Stone just doesn't understand sports - if they did, they would have something about Tebow in the teaser.

1) Loaded gun accesible

Ryan Mathews fumble...Cardinals recovered fumble...Cardinals fumble...Chargers recover fumble...TD Chargers...I'VE GOT A BINGO!!!!

It's a startling move for him having spent the past 4 decades with Cleveland.

For the love of God, please let that Tebow jar money go to Planned Parenthood.

Bill Cowher has long been considered The Cure for a struggling franchise should he choose to unretire.