SteveSaxandTheYips
SteveSaxandtheYips
SteveSaxandTheYips

"Looks like this troll's..."
[takes off sunglasses]
"...on ice."
(YEEAA-)
[slips on ice, cracks head open like a melon on ice, oh the blood, oh my god the blood, so much blood and brains and vein tissue everywhere, Jesus Christ there are children here, oh his eyes - HIS EYES - one is looking right at me, oh dear sweet

Sad thing is, the kid actually died later that night and is to be entombed beneath the Chick-Fil-A foul pole in right. Seems fitting that he'd be buried under a Sponsored Post.

Not sure what's going on here. Didn't say a word about the Mets.

Somehow the Blue Jays ended up losing this game by five runs.

Yes, that's the negative part. Now let's take into consideration that he wasn't using the tapered bats we see today, and was essentially swinging a log, hitting a ball with the consistency of a sock, out of deeper ballparks than we have today, while playing in an era with crappier travel accommodations, and virtually

Add Will Ferrell as a competing southern ex-NFL coach and I'd watch an entire movie of that.

That IS my avatar. I've got a thing for Asian porn.

And yet, if Jose Bautista went over the wall, everyone would just complain about him stealing American jobs.

Keep this off social media PLEASE!

This is how super villains are created.

He should have told the judges to tfuck off.

That's better. There were too many words that had more than two syllables for OP to completely understand what you were saying.

"How come no one ever got mad at this stuff?" - An idiot (that's you, OP, you're the idiot. I'm pointing that out because, yo, you dumb.)

Careful with that strawman, he looks pretty fragile.

God designed it so your soul resides inside a newborn baby for the duration of transportation. That's why they have a fontanelle, so your soul can easily fly in and out.

Looks like the Phillies have only two choices: let Young walk or Texas Ranger.

Whereas I was indifferent to Manziel about 6 months ago, the way he's reacted to the obsessive coverage (the gigantic middle finger mentioned in the article) has made me a huge fan. People are saying he can't handle the attention? I think he just has a pocket full of fucks, because he's not giving any.

I can Fed Ex them to you.

Obviously everything about Bill Murray is delightful, but the thing that struck me most about this article are the things and terms that seem anachronistic after 23 years, old enough to be forgotten but not classic enough to inspire nostalgia. "Cellular telephone." "Geo." "Jerome Walton."