I'm starting to think that Goodell and the NFL are lying about their handling of the Ray Rice incident.

Terrible. I can't believe that poor kid drowned after all.

"Why does he hate running the ball?"

The Ojo Malo is totally underrated at only $2.49 a bottle and on top of that, it's coming in at 10% ABV. To get something stronger and funkier, you'd have to go to Chinatown and pick up some 3 Penis Wine.

The key to sneaking in appears to be wearing a suit and telling security you are there for an important meeting.

Birds are so dumb. Why spend 4 hours and $500 flying to your death at the stadium when you could kill yourself on a 46" HDTV in the privacy of your own home?

Hey Becks, no need to build a stadium, you've already erected something in my dungarees.

Data Analysis is not only about finding the problem on the surface, the key is to highlight the inherent root cause presented in a data set. Better data analytic skills would have created Column D to categorized the excuses, which would reveal the deeper problems of over eating, constant sweatiness and grossness, and…

Perhaps this lovely gift basket will change your opinion?

So this machine:

Do any of y'all know whether it's possible to make $6745 per week working from home and using nothing but google?

Wow, this is sad. His only remaining supporter, after ruining his life and the lives of other innocent people, is Franco Harris.

"I have here in my hand a list of 205 members of the sabermetric community that are known as being members of the Communist Party and who nevertheless are still working and shaping the policy of Major League Baseball."

Surely they could name a bowl after something that is also without value but a bit more pertinent to the student athletes. The Degree In Communications Bowl has a nice ring to it.

Ticket to Bitcoin bowl: 0.00052 bitcoins.

AS FOR YOU, TODD

If the answer to the President shitting his pants was simply "Yes", you'd spend the next 20 years wasting your questions... "Was it Taft?" "Was it Grover Cleveland?"

Well...after a few million years, maybe the stuff will be highly prized for "kitchen counters."

More like Caroline Woznotexpectingthat!!!!11!

Anyone with a clipboard is number one with a bullet.