Te'o should go and speak to the Boys and Girls club about the dangers of doing or not doing whatever the fuck happened or didn't happen. It's the only way.

Thoughts on Nothing Else Matters performed in a major key? Blew my mind.

I feel like I'm living in the Gossip Girl expanded universe!

Thoughts on grip for deadlifts: overhand/mixed/hook?

Yeah. He sucks. :-(

Watching Jim Vance too. His black and white tie and pinstriped suit combo makes him look a little like a Dick Tracy villan.

Lousy mooching war widows

Have you ever called the guy from the New Yankee Workshop and been like "hey, nice job on that chair." and then hung up?

Haha. +1

What about ye olde time candy that only appears on Halloween, like Bit-O-Honey or Chuckles? They're not bad, and I guess it's cool to eat the same candy as someone in the Bonus Army, but what's up?

Come on Reggie, pocket squares are in. Have you ever even been to the Jos A. Bank website?

Careful Lance, I've seen the Michelob Ultra commercials. Those people work hard, but they like to play hard too.

I really enjoyed 65,000 Patriot fans taunting Manning with "cut that meat." That was fantastic.

Hah!

Oh man, looks like hockey fans are going to be, yet again, in the cold.

Oh man this is great.

...that's why you hear Sweet Caroline at every Red Sox game. And now you know...the rest of the story.

Don't touch that note! It's written by that same 14 year boy, many many years in the future.

+1. My heart as well yearns to dial 911.

I agree with this assessment. He wasn't interested in winning as much as he was trying to manufacture a season-defining, "we're not scared of the champs" moment.