So how long will it be until it’s only he and the kids, all wandering around an otherwise empty White House in their bathrobes, still trying to figure out how to turn the lights on?

I saw my first clown at like 4 years old before I saw It when I was 6. It was at my cousin’s birthday party and I NOPED the fuck out of there.

Or maybe it’s the fact that clowns wear weird crazy costumes, act nuts, are ridiculously over-happy and cover their faces with makeup so you can’t see their actual faces? Yeah, there’s nothing off-putting about that at all.

Maybe it’s time the pro clowns accepted that clowns are creepy/unfunny as hell and changed up their business model.

I think the “clowns are harmless fun” boat sailed with Captain John Wayne Gacy at the helm.

We’re not talking about trans women having male privilege. We’re talking about a particular trans woman who is still stuck in her white male privilege frame. And it’s a perfectly accurate description of that one particular trans woman.

Her problem is, she still thinks like a rich white man.

She’s not wrong. Is Caitlyn that wed to tax cuts that she’s going to keep supporting a group that has made it clear that they don’t want her support?

It needs to be stressed that this wouldn’t have happened without crowd-sourcing his identity. The Cville police have made no effort to investigate these people. Every single arrest has come only because private citizens have identified these people and assembled evidence themselves.

PSA: according to some studies, women are more responsive to visual sexual imagery than men. From an answer Dr. Nerdlove gave to a letter writer who was a straight woman questioning her preference for lesbian porn:

Remember the old days when you had to spend the night in a physical line in front of the local record store that served as your area Ticketmaster outlet to get tickets for a concert?

i love this. i love when people (celebs or normal) let down their guards and just geek out about stuff like this. because it IS cool. it was a fun day, and i’m glad SJP had a fuckin blast.

Trixie Mattel/Brian Firkus is one of the most genuinely talented people on earth. Razor-sharp wit, multi-instrumentalist, makeup that looks like a Pantone brochure.

Unhhh is one of my life’s greatest pleasures.

Who could have predicted that the president, when given 140 characters to describe a woman who died defending her city from fascists that the adjectives he would use would begin with “beautiful” and not include “brave” or “strong” or “principled” or “righteous”? Oh, everybody could have predicted that? Oh. Okay.

The news is a product, like any other commodity. The news today exists solely for the purpose of selling you products. If the people that own the companies that are advertising on your news don’t like the news you’re presenting, guess what, you don’t report that news anymore.

I’m interested in knowing more about this water skiing squirrel you speak of.

Meanwhile, no arrests for the guys that beat up Deandre Harris with sticks and poles. And Harris’ name, and his assault are rarely mentioned in articles covering Charlottesville.

Well at least she’ll be comfy in jail, you know, with all those cheery bright white sheets laying around.

Yeah, I am not even slightly surprised. Not a bit.