I had maybe 1 time been inside a Macy’s when they bought Marshall Fields. At that point, as a Chicagoan, I willfully refused to ever enter again.

Although shocking to the youngsters, Minogue has been HUGELY well known around the world forever, far more than the Jenner may ever be. She’s an incredibly prolific performer, singer and personality. #teamminogue

Odd is one of my favourite playthrough personalities. I am exceedingly excited for when WE HAPPY FEW comes out and He will play through it.

I have had a total of 12 hours of sleep since the inauguration. I am prone to tears, the cramping in my stomach feels like an ulcer. My partner neither cares nor tries to be supportive. It’s not that they don’t love me, they can just compartmentalize better than I can. I fear for the fact that I may crack up, and with…

RIGHT? Until you pay taxes shut the fuck up about the city you know nothing about. I don’t want me and my neighbours militarized because someone not living here says we need that, instead of infrastructure, better police and you know, education.

“I have a friend who does” in the “I have a black friend” of the Chicago Socio-Economical argument. Chicago BTW only counts for within the ACTUAL city limits and not living in Wicker Park, Lincoln Park or any other suburban-lite areas where there are only white people.

I love when people talk about Chicago when they do not live here. There are issues, yes, with violence spurned on by the constant and aggressive neglect of poor communities on the south and west side of the city. Fuck Rahm. We need federal funding for schools and hospitals, not fucking militarization of marginalized…

I try to tell my partner ALL THE TIME that the reason why I am in such a different place than he is, is because he was gifted his education from hard working grand parents, his past marriage/wedding and small things from his family constantly like a new pair of boots every holiday...some little things like a pair or…

Revlon Gel pot. I swear by it. I do nothing but cat-eyes. Its smooth and creamy and far, far more forgiving than a liquid eyeliner for beginners. $10? maybe? It’s amazing.

My boyfriend, being a good human, bought me $100 gift card to sephora. I hope to explain to him that I have purposely not shopped there in almost 6? 7? years because I cannot afford them. $100 is a gateway drug and I will only be able to purchase 1 or maybe 2 items I will fall in love with and never be able to afford…

The only tried and true hangover cure I know is to wake up UNGODLY early/sleep very little. Get up. Start your suffering while the world is still dark. Ablutions and food and coffee. Stay awake. By the time you have to face the world, the worst will be over.

Thank you. I cried so much today, too.

Princess. Rebel. Queen.

The decorating, OH GOD I AM SO AFRAID. What on earth will the white house turn into.

“Imagine Melania Trump reading to these very children next year, learning alongside them.” THIS THIS THIS. I have been saying this for AGES. This is what I will miss most about the Obama’s; their culture commitment to being the first family. The purest, most graceful, one. That “Weasel in a Wind Tunnel” won’t be able…

But it happens so frequently in tv and movies that like the half-bother, long lost cousin romantic plotlines, or mother daughter meet a father and son....creepy.

This has the making of what I call the “Clueless Effect”. Why do in tv shows and movies allow for bizarrely incestuous relationship dynamics? Jess’s uncle is Rory’s mother, yet there is a hint he will always love her. It’s like in the movie Clueless where she falls for her not-by-blood half brother. It’s fucked up. I…

I wish the IUD had worked for me. My doctor is the best. She has inserted thousands of IUDs. I really trust her. It just absolutely did NOT work for me. I hold her no ill-will. I needed to get a permanent birth control because nothing else was working and the last gasps of my insurance were dying out. I really,…

I JUST LOST IT AND CRIED.