Still looks huge and heavy. Sorry, SRT. Err Dodge. Err, whoever you are.

I think thats the point. It sucks we haven't come up with that sarcasm font yet.

Here in KC, it seems to be about 50/50. Maybe slightly favoring the hatch.

You can read when the car is parked. I know when I'm parked and just waiting, maybe killing time before going into an office for an appointment or maybe just waiting for someone in a parking, I usually read things on my phone. If I had the huge, internet enabled screen that the Model S does I'd be reading on that…

We really are a pretty good bunch of people. Well, except Jayhawks fans. (I kid, mostly).

I know Leno does, unsure about everyone else.

I would love this, absolutely love for this to happen. There is a pretty big problem though. Tesla's centerpiece is electric tech. All-electric. Even when they're not armor-plated, they have range issues and need to be nearby a plug. The president doesn't always go to places nearby plugs, and the Secret Service…

Depends on a lot of specific wording issues.

Exclusivity. Any plebian could just put a TV in a sprinter.

I agree entirely. Let auto manufacturers focus on building cars. They don't need an R&D department to create inevitably archaic systems all the time.

Why buy tires when you can buy a new car for a contingency that probably won't happen in the next 50 years? It comes with new tires.

This thing is so ugly its helping scientists discover new nerves in the eye.

If I wanted union news and politics I'd check gawker, not Jalopnik. You guys normally do a great job but crap like this is kind of irksome to see.

I know my comments going to be greyed and therefore probably not seen by many but the Attorney for the deceased's family seems to being doing something called "alternative pleading." Basically covering their ass. With this type of alternative pleading you can drag two defendants into court and say "one of them…

That's an interesting idea. Let the Toyota marquee keep with its now-traditional image in the US, make Scion in a sort of SRT brand? This concept being their Viper?

No.

Nuts or not, people seem to get a kick out of clever marketing. I don't have cable, nor do I have any interest in football but I know that some of the most creative guys in marketing get involved with superbowl ads. I'll go back and look at ads that seem interesting that I see talked about on Jalopnik or that my…

Quite a few people do the opposite, running the DVR so they can fast forward through the game to see the commercial. The ads have become as much of a traditional spectacle as the game itself.

You make a good point. I was thinking about the platform sharing that GM did in the late 2000s through mid 2000s. But the more I think about it the problem was often shitty platforms, not the sharing itself.

Not sure if trolling, bad satire or just behind on the times. Platform sharing and cutting corners doesn't sound promising. Nothing to do with her being female though.