Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.

I created an account just to tell you that your response was amazing. Thank you for putting what we all feel into words

Dude, do me a favor: give a TED Talk to the Internet on how to effectively make a point without being an asshole. Teach people.

like your mom

And here I have just been using the sleep timer setting on my TV for years

Dude, so well said.

I second this. Your ultimate employer was the DoD, they just happened to farm you out to separate companies during that tenure. List them as your employer, with the specific companies listed underneath.

Put the parent company (so DoD) first, then list in parentheses the contracting companies. That's really what they care about, anyway.

I love wearing heels. The higher the better. It makes me feel stronger, like doing everything a man can with my hands tied except I'm on fucking stilts. TAKE THAT, MANS.

I'd just use my sennheisers anyway.

I'm glad rocket science is hard. If it was easy......

These Sennheisers make a return as the only pair of headphones to be a nominee in our Gaming Headset Co-Op , this Best Headphones vote, and Lifehacker's Best Headsets with Attached Microphone Hive Five . Actually they might be the only product to ever make it into the top five of three of these features.…

These Sennheisers make a return as the only pair of headphones to be a nominee in our Gaming Headset Co-Op , this…

I've got three pairs of Headphones I've fallen in love with over the years, two of which I still own. All are circumaural or supra-aural, funny enough!

I've got three pairs of Headphones I've fallen in love with over the years, two of which I still own. All are…

While not original, I think this deserves an honorable mention for best performance of the previous generation. A fantastic acoustic rendition.