Hey, Kotaku. Please don’t embed autoplay videos in your articles like this. This page was unusable on iOS and continued to force me to a page to add the .webm to Evernote/Dropbox/etc. Not cool.

Six more things IT would like you to know:

I think he needs to reframe the question: when I’m forty, or fifty, or eighty, is this a choice I’ll regret? Is this game - as important to me as it is right now - such a huge part of my life that I’ll regret not taking this chance? Or if I focus on school instead, will I look back at it as something that would’ve…

I think my boss knows I’m looking for work (she hasn’t trusted me with anything except escalated Help Desk calls in my three year tenure), but I don’t think she realizes half of my department is looking as well.

This is all well and good, but unless I’m subsisting entirely off whole wheat bread and olive oils, a lot of this stuff isn’t exactly budget friendly. Fresh produce is expensive, and nuts that aren’t heavily salted tend to be a luxury than a commodity.

Hooboy, the troll stories I have as a community admin for some Garry’s Mod servers...

I must be the only person who is genuinely enthusiastic at the lack of a raid. My circle of friends is enough for Strikes, and a few of us have done raids, but do not see the allure for them with such a shitty RNG. I personally lack an additional three players interested in raiding, so I’ve not done VoG or CE. Yes,…

Worse. Mid to late 1990s, Conyers to Norcross.

Sadly, I only connect through ATL. I could not stand living in Atlanta again, not after the battle scars of rush hour traffic. The horror, THE HORROR.

I do! My gripe against that terminal is that I never get to use it. I’m almost always doing domestic connections via B/C/D. They’re the ones sorely in need of updating (except D, whose refurb was surprisingly nice), but because Delta can’t be arsed to utilize other hubs or to spread such flights to other terminals,…

Good advice, but damn impossible for me. I'm a swimmer through and through, but everywhere with a decent pool is super expensive. When I had access to a pool during my UK trip, I spent almost twelve hours over two days swimming/relaxing/swimming/relaxing in the damn thing! I have absolutely no doubt that, had I…

That was probably my big travel difference, in the sense my carry-on (which Virgin made me check, turns out, since it’s a strict 1-item-per-passenger for anyone not in Upper Class) only contains non-essential chargers and clothing. All my expensive stuff/necessities are in my messenger bag under the seat in front of…

Whaaaaat. Heathrow is great if you’re not connecting outside your terminal (god help your leg meats if you are). Beautiful, pristine, decently signed...I felt completely confident in where I was going at all times inside the airport, despite having never set foot inside of it.

Likely, yeah. Everyone gets burned out on their favorite game eventually.

It’s like I tell staff of my game server:

No, Gamestop does deserve a measure of blame in this case. They openly announced both in-store and online pre-orders at a certain time, but didn’t adequately prepare their systems or have some sort of backup plan. Ultimately, they (allegedly) sent an internal memo saying pre-orders would be in-store only, but didn’t…

Gamestop updated their original post. No online pre-orders at all, a blatant contradiction of yesterday’s statement. Those of us who were waiting at home or work for the website to go live got royally fucked over.

Nonono, you're thinking of the Boston MBTA there. For the MTA, it's just incompetence, from my understanding.

OK, as someone who traditionally hates Hot Cocoa, but admittedly has only ever had it in chain restaurants or Swiss Miss packettes...what am I missing? Is this like a drinkable candy bar?

It's stories like this that make me all the more frustrated that Lockheed's newest multi-purpose is a complete load of shit. Government Contractors used to give a crap, but ever since the 80s/90s, they've instead focused on milking Uncle Sam for as much as they can with inferior products.