Stefanapolis
Stefanapolis
Stefanapolis

I agree with him on the "Freedom of Speech" thing. I fucking hate the idea that having an opinion and expressing it somehow should guarantee you the "right" to not be criticized, including by your employer.

I died laughing.

Jeez, I can't even get my KIDS to flush the toilet.

I had this conversation with my bosses daughter when she was three:

Your move, Jaden & Willow.

My daughter's preschool class listed what each child was thankful for. Most kids said mommy/daddy or their house or even the family dog. My kid? She was thankful for jewels. Four years from now, she'll be the kid thankful for dead people.

Isabella is secretly a wine-drunk, super jaded thirtysomething. At least she tried.

At least hers is cool. Everybody else is thankful for god and Jesus, and their teacher. Brown-nosed little suck-ups.

The bullying comparison is perfect because it really IS bullying. Bullying disguised as b.s. compliments.

can we kick Steve let me tell you all about love and marriage now that I"m on my 3rd marriage Harvey to the top of the Please Kill This Show pile?

The most amazing thing about intentionally or unintentionally leaked celebrity sex tapes is that there has never been a gay one. Ever. How can that possibly be?

Baartman was many things, but she wasn't a vampire.

Articles like this- well-researched, nuanced, adding historical context to today's topics, sharply analyzed, and well-written- are my favorite part of the Jez: The Next Generation

It is hard.

I am so disappointed in my state. I voted for Burke.

I love this response.

"Only 1 DUI" made me snort laugh. Among many Minnesotans, that is indeed an accomplishment.