It’s the stuff with the stone in CM that kind of bugs me the most. After everything he went through with Danvers and the Tesseract, he really would have contacted her during the events of the first Avengers movie.

My god do you even like the movie? People still going on about his plan. Has anyone here ever read a comic book in their entire life? I’m so over people treating genre media as hard sci fi. 

This tracks to some degree. Comic Thanos has only ever been defeated because at some base level he believes himself unworthy of victory, it’s been spelled out in comics several times. 

Because with her help, Captain America can make a plan and kick his ass. There is no way this can be done without plot holes, but we have a team with a talking raccoon looking to kick an alien gods ass as revenge for killing his tree friend. Just enjoy the ride. 

They have post-shooting suicides instead.

I genuinely forget these nuts can read or write and spent a good two minutes looking for photoshop in the picture before I realized this was a headline issue. 

I told a small lie on a resume that then became a complicated lie.

Being straight

It sounds like this was a good sexual partner who was cautious. If male contraception were readily available to the consumer, he’d probably take it. I shake my fist pharmaceutical companies/the patriarchy for not producing the male pill, but I wouldn’t blame someone for asking this question.

Hey, I wouldn’t judge him if he’s wearing a condom and wants to check that there’s a second form of birth control. Getting pregnant/getting someone pregnant by accident is traumatizing.

A male condom and female condom should never be worn by their respective partners at the same time. The friction will cause them to tear and render them useless.

A few years back I moved to small town in western NY to be closer to family and, bored as hell, started using tinder. At one point I matched with a local librarian close to my age and after chatting for a week she invited me to come over.

To all of you “both parties are the same anyway” liberals who stayed home in 2014, handing control of the Senate to Mitch Fucking McConnell and effectively ending Obama’s ability to fill all those vacant seats: Fuck all y’all.

This is the only scenario in which I would buy a drone. I hate drones, but I would get one JUST to fly it over this private cemetary and dump some bottled piss on Trump. IT WOULD BE WORTH IT.

“Don’t y’all have jobs to do?”

You type very well for being at the bottom of the sea.

My Naked Right Titty is the name of my feminist ska band.

My mom also did this.  My nipple was, at that time, doing that extremely dark and really huge hormonal reaction thing, and as such was a stark contrast to my adorable newborn's head.  She then texted it to everyone and showed her entire office, which included a dude I had fucked who, bless him, did not respond with…

Well at least we can all agree that they’re both the worst. 

He backtracked quick when he thought he might offend his beloved White Working Class. He’ll throw us darkies under the bus to avoid saying anything bad about white folks.