Well, he dated Ann Coulter, so yeah.

they live in cleveland and sometimes bodies of water catch on fire

The Curse of the Klanbino?

I would encourage you to set these people on fire

Now, it’s been about a century since I was last in college, but pretty much every student body president I recall from undergrad/grad/professional schools was a College Republican type. No one else has any interest in the irrelevant politicking besides some Alex P. Keaton sort (I said I was old.)

And the kid in me loves the frosting!

As much as I like seeing Hannity lose his mind over Kimmel’s comments, I’d much rather see Hannity lose his mind because of a self inflicted bullet hole in his temple.

Trump fears women more than he does federal prosecutors.

Can we hold off on the coronation until I’ve had a chance to walk into the ocean wearing ankle weights?

Wait they’re mad at an immigrant for speaking English now? What the fuuuckkkk.

We can just take it as read that the republican party is 100% corrupt and the only way to save America is to never vote for a republican. Ever. For any election. No matter how small or seemingly insignificant.

Yeah, this happened for real in NYC a few years back.

Amazing to see the Republican Party transform in Treblink of an eye.

“You can listen to the song below...”

I’ve worked in clinics that provide abortions for years. We regularly see women who picket our clinics, who are ABSOLUTELY SURE they want their abortion but are also ABSOLUTELY SURE yours should be illegal. They often come alone and we hold their hands when requested because they do not have a support person. They’re…

It’ll work this time because RBG couldn’t bother with retirement, and is rolling the dice with her health, along with millions of dipshit Bernie supporters that stayed home and sulked instead of voting in the general 2 years ago

I knew it was a good idea to keep that fat, old relic around. Submitted!

...half? Look out, folks, we have an optimist here! :)

Kellyanne Conway, Hope Hicks, Sarah Huckabee Sanders and other white women are regularly interviewed on network television as officials of the Trump administration, but face no consequences for supporting a white supremacist president.

Respectfully, fuck that noise. Anyone that said anything about black people close to what Farrakhan has said about Jews, and you’d be calling for his head. Anyone that came out and publicly supported that person - you’d be calling for her head.