SteakasaurusRex
SteakasaurusRex
SteakasaurusRex

I mean, this seems like common goddamn sense. What did she think was gonna happen? Is everyone a fucking idiot now? Am I an idiot? Are we all idiots? Is this life?

By virtue of being born to Trumpkin, he’s already richer than you or I will ever be and will have many, many opportunities that most of us would only dream of. And chances are he won’t grow up to be any better than Donald Jr. or Eric. In fact, having him grow up seeing his dad skewered by the left will probably make

The thing I always don’t get is when men put their feet up on a desk or ottoman, what does that look like?

47 years of ball-owning/operating leads me to say, emphatically, NO. And unless you’re suffering from elephantiasis of said balls, there’s no need for the knees to be farther apart whilst seated than, say, your hips or shoulders. If it’s anything more than mildly uncomfortable to do so, either learn to buy

Starred for equestrian-adjacent.

If he’s good enough for Gal Gadot, by gum, he’s good enough for me!

The ol’ “oh shit, I’m married with kids” look.

Chris Pine went to Berkeley, studied English literature, and did the education abroad program at the University of Leeds a few years after I did. He’s rep’ing us English majors well, and is therefore the top Chris.

Ha ha! Back to the dead tree, racist Keebler elf!

“There is no political thought to it”

But it will have an overactive ICE machine.

The chain, according to the New York Times, will be called “American Idea,” and the plan is to stand out by “featuring artifacts of American culture in the hotels, such as an old Coca-Cola machine in the lobby or American-made sundries in the rooms.” The first hotels will launch in Mississippi.

I will let her know, we often take the train in for a day, but she will be eating the herring by herself.

The world needs more Death Becomes Her gifs.

If you’re a white person, and you’re not a professor of linguistics giving a seminar on the history of racial epithets to postgrads, stop it. Stop it now. Whatever the situation, even in “irony” [and from your perspective without malice], you’ve radically misjudged the mood. Stop it.

Remember that roast HRC and trump attended where they each got up to take potshots at each other? I think my favorite thing HRC said was (and I paraphrase b/c I can’t remember her exact words), “Michael Bloomberg is here tonight... good to have a billionaire among us.”

As I have said before, Sarah Silverman is totally hot.

You know the trophy no longer comes with alcohol inside it, right?


~ FOX News

It would be funny if they spelled a winner’s name wrong.