If the millenials would just stop buying so many avocados, they would be able to pay off their student loans and buy homes.

Whether you agree with him or not, you gotta admit that Al Green is one smooth cat.

“Attention, People of the United States of America: We have commandeered your vaunted Air Force One and taken your President as our prisoner. If you do not heed to our demands, we will give him the controls to the airplane!”

Just wanna say that if I were Huma I’d send back my divorce papers with a note that just said “Humad?”

As a ‘liberal’, he was just flat-out racisting wrong.

Yeah, he didn’t shield anyone and certainly won’t take his lumps without pointing fingers at everyone else, his own children included. I don’t even think Ivanka is safe if he starts throwing a tantrum.

This absolutely does not make up for Chris Cornell.

Unfortunately, that “everyone” may well include the whole damn country he takes down with him.

In for a Pence, in for a pound.

...so....thank goodness for the civil service full of bureaucrats who can’t be appointed or fired for political reasons?

It’s being reported that Rosenstein didn’t even tell Sessions until after the order had been signed🙌🏼😆

For a liberal hero, this is the weakest possible endorsement of impeachment possible.

Dear Kellyanne,

He’s never been IN the black either.

The punchline to Trumpenstein’s favorite joke is “The Autocrats!”

So now Chuck Johnson is taking a shit on the floor of the White House?

Also why are there heart shaped photograph charms of her and the dumpster fire on the sides of the pram? Is it some sort of way to ensure that they don’t lose him?

Two Corinthians, one cup.

Hi, I think I might be able to shed some light on this perplexing dilemma that you describe..