Well done.

I wonder if anyone has told him what the president makes in a year...

Oh my god I read your headline and said, out loud to no one (because I live alone), “Christ I’ve lost five fucking pounds.” Then I scrolled down and discovered that I have a sister in arms. Or in poop. A sister in poop. You are not alone. This has been both the worst and skinniest week ever.

Is he even allowed to carry a cell phone? I was under the impression that Obama didn’t actually carry one, and any sort of phone was always with an aide.

It’s a nightmare. Going to the doctor in the morning at least.

You should. What do you have to lose? The company of fascists? I don’t know who, if anyone, voted for Trump in my family or friend group. But if I find out and they’re in my house, I will ask them to leave. If I’m out with them, I will leave. I will not break bread with those people. And nor will I work or allow my…

My therapist is an older German woman who came here for rather obvious reasons. And now she agrees that it’s perhaps time to skedaddle once again.

I have—truly—never been so angry in my entire fucking life. I am legitimately shocked that there were so many fucking fascists in this country and yeah, maybe I shouldn’t be surprised. But when people are talking about organizing and fighting for this country and how we’re all Americans and how we’re a great country…

What are you on? Because my meds, which have kept me stable and calm for many years, are utterly failing me now.

Yeah especially since Trumps campaign was fascist and, in the end, quite openly anti-semitic. But somehow the magical yelling Jewish Socialist would have rallied everyone? Good lord. That being said, at least Sanders has the distinct advantage of being a man.

Jon Lovett called him the Fascist Hamburglar, which I greatly enjoyed.

Very aggressive and competitive—arguably more so than the Ivy League school I went to afterwards. There was a lot of pressure among students to go to a good college, etc.

As a 2004 grad, I second your fucking of that place.

Hunter is an elite public school, and there’s a fair amount of economic diversity. (I’m a graduate.) These kids are just assholes. It has very little in common with the other fancy high schools in the neighborhood. It IS, however, a terrible, depressing place.

I would have been MUCH more fawning for that much money. Go figure!

She has money now, she just can’t access it. By law, 15% of a child actor’s gross wages are set aside in a blocked trust (commonly called a Coogan Account, named for Jackie Coogan, the child actor/namesake of the law). So yes, her family is getting a lot of money, but if she keeps acting—and she should because oh my…

Who doesn’t wash their legs?! What on earth is going on?

At least Clinton supporters aren’t voting their racism? I don’t know. God dammit, America. Stop being so racist! Bad America! Bad!

Don’t put uncut onions in the fridge! They’ll go bad faster.

Goat milk is a pretty tasty alternative too. It’s what my girlfriend uses (though she has a casein allergy, not a lactose intolerance). It’s a bit...grassy? But it’s quite nice.