Walmart got dinged for locking people in a number of years ago.

Trap game. My team is now a real team’s potential trap game. I was an idiot for thinking they might be good this year.

I’m telling you, we’re probably 10 years away from Eddie Redmayne portraying Malcolm X in a BBC adaptation.

Dubya is quietly celebrating the fact he’s no longer being the worst U.S. President.

God, I hate Phil Simms.

If a video of Tunsil taking shots of Jack Daniels had surfaced instead of the gas mask video, he probably still would have slid down the board some.

The Giants trading for Eli Manning worked for both teams.

RG3 will have a great run in Cleveland. Too bad they’ll be down 30 to Pittsburgh when it happens.

I love my Patriots, but hot damn does Denver deserve all the credit for this game. Their defense played as close to perfectly as they could. Miller was truly terrifying and the Pats O-line had no answers at all in that game.

I think USA still has “Mr. Robot” available to view On Demand.

I usually try to lay off Clinton while commenting here (this is a new burner,) but this audio of her laughing about the tricks she used to get a likely child rapist off the hook has really soured me on her. I used to be fine with the idea of voting for her if Bernie didn’t get the nomination; now, I really can’t…

All of U.S. SMB2 ;)

Robert obviously confused defense with defenestrate.

Took you guys long enough to cover this!

"the NFC East is the best terrible division going" NBC and ESPN agree whole heartedly and plan to feature all NFC East teams on all of their broadcasts next season.

Honestly, the fact that you are aware, and even a little worried, puts you far ahead of most people. I’m sure you will do just fine. :-)

Coldplay is actually the perfect band for this, as their particular brand of inoffensive corporate schlock will be well received by all the corporate representatives who can actually afford tickets and are the only people that show up to the Super Bowl so they can be seen on TV.

More embarrassing: admitting to being a Browns fan, or admitting to being a Linkin Park fan?

I mean, are we even sure McCown got hurt last night? That video could be old.

“In the end, does it even really matter?”