I work in retail. I love my job. I don’t get treated like this by my superiors. Customers treat me waaaaay worse than corporate ever would

Listen, when you’re holding a screaming child and the only thing that will calm them down is playing something from the Moana soundtrack, you’ll get it.

It almost screams, “you f*%kers might actually miss me someday.”

That program is super powerful and mind numbingly frustrating in the front hands. I sang for a group and we had a producer who loved melodyne presets a bit too much. He was an amazing technician but a s%$t musician, so when he ran everything through melodyne he screwed up entire arrangements. Every minor third became…

My dad felt out on the catholic church over meat. No lie.

I’m imagining him now using that gas mask to funnel a bottle of Jack.

You could argue it worked out for Pittsburgh too, since I think Roethlisberger was in the mix for NYG if that trade didn’t pan out.

It is. If you had written it instead of him, people might have gotten a hold of that.

I’m in a similar boat. I played last XCOM on my macbook no problem. This time around, probably won’t fly. Super bummed about it.

It’s better than most highschoolers’ handwriting. To be honest, I’m shocked.

Wait, No jezebels? Now i’m just confused.

I know you’re hurting, Chargers fans, but the fact that you think LT = LaDanian Tomlinson is silly. Stop that.

I am a childish fool, for this bothers me immensely.

The different games journalists I’ve been following (Kotaku, Giant Bomb, etc.) Have been hinting that in their conversations with occulus that sticker shock was coming, and they were very worried that the initial units would be expensive, even if offered at cost. I hadn’t read any projected prices, but even the…

Facebook gave them access to parts they couldn’t afford. The early dev kits were from cell phone parts, stuff they could afford. When the pruchase happen Luckey said specifically that FB’s coffers allowed them to get higher grade parts that were out of their initial operating budget, allowing for better resolution and…

I used to work in a Chico’s and they don’t have a size over a 3. 0,1,2,3 = s,m,l,xl. That way, larger women in their 50’s can say they’re a size 3. It’s brilliant. They eat it up.

Isn’t that really only Japan? And didn’t it get released in Japan as Super Mario USA anyway? As a fan of SMB2, I’m always confused as to why Nintendo gives it the short shrift. It was a great game. Miyamoto worked on Doki Doki and not on Japan’s SMB2. Why it’s the redheaded stepchild, I’ll never know.

Really funny. Acerbic, cynical, and sweet all at once. Every actor is killing it. A favorite of my wife and I.

My mom still has hers from the 70’s, and she uses it every year to make an ungodly amount of cookies. that thing is an invincible workhorse.

Possible. I’ll admit as a father to-be, I am frankly terrified/self-conscious of raising my daughter.