This is why we do this.

I hope Antiques Shitshow becomes a regular feature. If so, can someone please assess the only piece of sports memorabilia I own: a ticket stub from the August 7, 1993 Houston Astros at San Francisco Giants game torn at the perforation but signed by both Darryl Kile AND Pete Harnisch.

This is the dumbest shit I’ve ever seen.

I intend on speculating wildly don’t even try to stop me

Also, you don’t form a union because your boss is an asshole. You do it because your company is owned by The Chernin Group and collective bargaining is going to offer you a lot more protection than a real nice boss.

No one ever formed a union because they wanted to make less money and have less job security. Your boss keeps you around because the value you produce is more than what he pays you, a union just helps ensure that gap is smaller. 

Channel 7 is the sort of channel that happily gives outright racists like Pauline Hanson a platform on their popular breakfast show all the time and then does a ‘what? who us?’ when Christchurch happens and the chickens come home to roost

It’s people from “East of I84 in Massachusetts.” Don’t lump us Western Mass people in with assholes from Billerica.

Is Adrian Beltre the nicest angry man or the angriest nice man?

I live in Edgewater. Even without Thalia Hall being a hike from the Pink Line it would take a good hour to get home from that. On a Monday night. Anything west of the river might as well be the goddamned suburbs for how convenient it is to get to from the Red Line.

She’s certainly no pal of me, no... sir.

Truly, Team No One.

Why does Steph want to give Lebron the Run-A-Round? It seems like a sure fire way to speed things up, but all it does is slow him down.

Never assumed that it would happen, just saying that it should happen

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Yeah, but these pampered athletes are just like any other student with a work-study job or research assistant gig, servicing the school for their education. In no way do they deserve any kind of real payment for their involvement in a multibillion dollar endeavor.

Dump in some extra chlorine mom, that pool is all full of ursine now.

Usually Bears don’t fuck up a pool until September.

You’re right! His buddy in that movie was named TJ Burke, which was my name at the time and which earned me lots of middle school cred.