Yep, I think I’ve been gray since 2012. I’m pretty resigned to it, but still slightly hopeful.

Any other pregnant Jezzies checking in tonight? How are you feeling? Bummed you couldn’t imbibe for NYE? Weird pregnancy cravings/dreams? Complaints?

Perfect GIF is perfect.

This is an amazing resolution!

Thanks, jinni! Same to you!

1. I don’t know how juicy or creative it is, but I am resolving to stop visiting my horrible, terrible, no good, very bad in-laws. They are awful, Rush Limbaugh wanna-bes who manage to at once ignore me and also make me feel terrible with their constant passive-and-micro-aggressions. I’m done.

They are fertilized. By definition, an embryo is fertilized. The headline is inaccurate.

“Unfertilized embryo” is an oxymoron. If it’s an embryo, it’s already successfully fertilized. Perhaps “frozen” or “untransferred” would be more accurate for the headline.

She and Dottie Sandusky deserve a special place together in hell.

Agreed. He went looking for a confrontation.

About a decade ago, I interviewed for the job I currently have, teaching at a college. I believe you should wear one memorable item to a job interview—nothing too crazy or flashy, but something that might put a little pop in your outfit. I chose to wear red shoes to this interview; they were flats, like Mary Janes, in…

Anyone else dreading Thanksgiving with your in-laws? My brothers-in-law are two of the worst people I’ve ever met. One is a physically intimidating narcissist who delighted in abusing my husband as a kid, and the other is a raving conservative Limbaugh wannabe who could twist a comment about green beans into an…

There are dozens of us! DOZENS!

I see you've met both of my brothers-in-law.

I noticed the same thing! Very cool.

Ooh, I'm not sure about that, but I totally agree with you.

Yeah. Like, intellectually, I understand that plea deals are supposedly good because they guarantee a conviction, but this one is just insulting to the victims. Any sex crime involving the words “foreign object” should get much more than 12 freaking months.

Plea deal? (Obviously still super shitty, if so.)

Is. This. Bitch. For. Real.

How often do you think Rashida gets called a beautiful, naive, sophisticated newborn baby?