Me. And one for my daughter :)

Oh God, that was horrible, too.

Agree 100%. I find all the veneers a bit creepy and off-putting, especially since I learned they file your real teeth down to little nubs to put them on. Yikes!!

I’ve never seen a model look more uncomfortable than his did on the runway. It was painful to watch.

And, like, do they make you weigh in? Are the servers running around in those plastic suits two days before payday? Is Alison Sweeney their payroll person?

Same.

At my request, this song preceded my wedding party’s entrance into the reception. So fun! Everyone loved it.

Someone needs to get on writing this screenplay STAT.

They met on a blind date. The friend who set them up knew what she was doing :)

My mom and dad divorced when I was 16, and she was remarried within a year. We all thought she was crazy, but 16 years later, she and my stepdad are very much in love and are pretty much the cutest couple ever.

I was surprised it wasn't here already.

Depends. I’ve gotten some great, sturdy pieces, and others that fall apart instantly. But, like others said, their customer service is phenomenal. I once wore a ModCloth dress to a wedding and it ripped all up the zipper after a few hours of normal wear. I emailed pics, and they gave me credit to buy an entirely new…

A+ perfect username

Reminds me of my (male) boss who would only refer to my pregnancy as “your situation” while vaguely gesturing toward my midsection.

She retweeted me once and it totally made my day.

My thoughts exactly.

Hi! I grew up in Ottawa and live in the Illinois Valley, near Starved Rock State Park. Pretty rural area.

Central Illinois. It’s a weird state—the top third or so is very “northern,” but once you get a bit further south, it’s more like the South, if you see what I mean. The accents & culture change drastically. I live right at that weird intersection, in liminal Illinois.