I love the weird hillbilly expressions people use around here that mean the same as “hard pass.”

Legit LOLd.

Edit: Moved to correct reply—oops!

As they say around these here parts: I’d rather drink gasoline & piss on a brushfire.

Wait. Stephanie Pratt smoked meth at “snack”? WTF? Was she smoking in kindergarten?!

Yeah. Society (and awful rom-coms) have taught them you can “nice” someone into loving/fucking you. Nope.

Shades of Elliot Rodger *shudder*

This story gives me chills. It’s such a textbook example of a guy who can’t take no for an answer (much less take a hint, as so many women, unfortunately, prefer to give in the interest of “niceness”). So many of my girlfriends (and I) have horror stories about men like this. They are really scary. If dude reacted…

That Salma Hayek story sounds incredibly creepy.

My own devil-baby has been up since 3am. Trying to rock her back to sleep while reading this isn’t working out so well, as I can’t stop bursting into peals of laughter.

Goddammit, I'm trying to rock my baby back to sleep but all the laughing out loud at this is making it difficult!

Bob is from my hometown! Such a great guy.

“I loved Nate to death.” So fucking disturbing. This outcome was, sadly, predictable.

Incredibly lovely! Did you sew it, or have it commissioned? Just curious. Thanks for sharing.

Also: she’s amazing live. Highly recommended.

F1 drivers have the best names.

“Happy, happy birthday, from Country and the crew! Happy, happy birthday, from all of us to you! Happy, happy birthday, may all your dreams come truuuue! Happy, happy birthday, from Country and the crew! Hey!”—The song my coworkers at Country Kitchen would gleefully screech at birthday customers as I…

Ha! That’s one good hex.

I hear you. For me, it just feels like too much of a tacit endorsement of him to watch. I always struggle with separating art from its creator(s), so I do feel like if I support the show, I’m supporting him because he’s such a major part of it. I totally agree that people like him should never get cast in the first…

Jesus, I forgot about the baby wipes!!!