StarControl
StarControl
StarControl

Leave it to overzealous politically correct hacks to suck all the childhood fun out of life. Don’t tickle kids, don’t give them candy, don’t smile at them you pedophile you, don’t hug them, don’t look at them funny, don’t say “atta boy” because what if they identify as a female, don’t tell them what beautiful hair

It all sounds INCREDIBLY COOL! But Disneyland is more and more becoming a place for the upper middle class and beyond only. For a family of 4 to go for 2 days with 1 hotel night you’re looking at $1,500 without any food or gifts or whatever inside the park. And that is if you’re local to one of their parks.

Watch yes. Listen no. Wouldn’t change my statement or opinion either way. Those still images in the video tell you all you need to know.

Religion, regardless of its flavor or where you live, is so extremely weird!

Your dog died. Is this one of the first things you bring up when you see person X? (and I don’t mean moping about on facebook - I mean in person within the first minute)

Or you can do the asshole move which is always an option and just say “Sorry I can’t and have no idea when or if I’ll ever be able to. Bye!” Especially if that person is an “acquaintance”. Perhaps I’m an asshole, or I have too many people in my life (or both), but I have zero guilt about saying this to almost anyone.

It’s the same mantra over and over and over again till the cows come home - buy Japanese till the US automakers figure it out (if they ever do).

I’ve found that sitting on the couch prevents 99.99% of all sweat (as long as you don’t live in Arizona, or Texas or something with no AC).

The “gig economy” is bullshit. Don’t participate in it!

You are either a vegan and immune to your kind’s constant moping about to everyone about animal rights and anti-meat rhetoric that you’re not noticing it, or you simply don’t know many vegans.

Was it a vegan party? It was ruined from the getgo and your vegan friends couldn’t do anything worse to it.

The bill needs to be one paragraph long AT BEST. It should simply state:

Can you do a blog post on how to reject vegans without resorting to punching them in the face or pushing them down the stairs? I’m tired of the lawsuits but vegans are just so fkin punchable!

I love Blizzard. I hate Activision. but that’s beside the point. Employees are always “just a number on a spreadsheet” in any company, anywhere. If you think this is isolated to just this, or just your company - you’re wrong. You’re just a number in some database somewhere. If they can automate your work for cheaper,

Hmm I was going to say pay for a hooker to get their mind off it, but perhaps that’s somewhat questionable parenting? *shrug*

Why are you painting young women as dumb and without the ability to speak? What’s your alternative? Encourage women to lead guys on? Go out with someone a 2nd, 3rd, etc even tough they hate it .. because they’re a woman?

“There are so many rules about recycling” it all comes down to this.

Saying no is the easiest thing in the world. It’s WAY easier than saying yes (actually for most things that’s the case).

FREE*

The whole system is garbage.