He's not. He's part of an ownership group — a bunch of guys are putting up the money, the most probably by Guggenheim Partners. They have billions of dollars.

Nike has a valid claim and it sounds like Reebok is trying to do an end-around to make some quick cash. More importantly, who are the idiots that have to have a Tim Tebow Jets jersey rightthissecond?

College Basketball - Men's

"C'mon Eli. Come into the open... there you go..."

Basketball player. Dentist. UCLA. Harvard. Something tells me no one in the extended Lin clan is going to be hurting for comfy couches.

Ugh. We all do stupid things from time to time, but getting behind the wheel when you're clearly very drunk goes beyond simply stupid to downright dangerous.

Eh, everyone is a winner here. By virtue of "any publicity is good publicity", Chevy gets a great return on their $7 million investment thanks to this manufactured controversy. Who's not going to be watching to see if that spot airs?

You would think that having (possibly) murdered five hookers, James would have achieved a bit more notoriety...

Love Kenny Mayne's inscription: "Barry, pay your cable bill. Ken"

Theo Epstein: Castro? Sexual assault? Just what we need going into... Oh, it was with a girl? Never mind.

Anyone else think Demi Moore looks like brunette Ann Coulter in that photo?

Interesting. I think about brunette girls and I'm not even a kicker.

Considering the Nets aren't likely to plan an important game all season, the fans are going to need other ways to amuse themselves. And since a good number of those games will be lopsided in nature, The Hump will be seeing plenty of "garbage time"... the ideal environment for nonsensical, cruel chants.

Don't remember which comedian it was, so I can't properly attribute:

A "pilot-turned-whistleblower" (that sounds like a fun career change) says faulty private jets could have killed Jennifer Lopez, Charlie Sheen and LeBron James.

There must be a special kind of hell for people like this. May you burn for all eternity, Jerry.

Nicely played...

Okay, no. The Mariah version is my absolute favorite Christmas song of all time. Last night, I thought I heard that version on the radio... until... it sounded... off?

Hey, look, if the girl in the pink dress shows up, it's going to be a sexy T-Mobile ad.

Honestly, I thought Surma did a terrific job facing perhaps the most hostile group of "reporters" that I've ever seen. The bit about the trustees plotting since 2004 to oust Paterno: Surma just sort of put up his hands like, "I don't even know how to respond to such a ridiculous question..."